Cascadia

Stories That Come Before #4
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Podcast transcript from friferth@yahoo.com published by WYSPR

Wow, so I’m down here in the south sound at the Nisqually Wildlife Refugee, I’m taking the day off from my WYSPR duties and… <sneeze> and… <sneeze> fuck… I’m gonna have to start over I got a fucking gnat up my nose…

(sound of dropped mike?)

(distant sound)

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Fuck! Ahh… Ahh… Ahh… what the fuck… (biological sounds) ahhhh. ahhhh…. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh….

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Flurgh….flegh…..

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My Godsh… whyyyyyaaaaaAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

(recording loses comprehensibility)

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Stories That Come Before #3
More bodies

Det. Andy: Another one?

Det. James: Yep.

Det. Andy: Is he another “victim” of the Vigilante?

Det. James: Don’t call him that… he’s not a vigilante, he’s a murderer.

Det. Andy: He kills asshole drug dealers, with a pretty fine gun…

Det James: (heatedly) Bullshit! Bullshit! What kind of gun leaves a fucking hole that looks like someone jammed a damn horn through someone’s chest.

(pause)

(Det. Andy giggles)

Det. Andy: The Narwhale Killer?

(Det. James stares at Det. Andy)

Det. Andy: Get it?

Det. James: Jesus Christ, how are you a Detective?

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Stories That Come Before #2

To the White Court:

I am The Geoff Dahl.

If you approach Maury Island. You will be destroyed.

Any member of the Accord Agreements who approaches Maury Island will be Killed.

That is all.

Do Not Test The Will of Geoff Dahl.

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Stories That Come Before #1

Fuck…

Fuck… my head hurts… fuck…I thought I’d die quicker. I can see the Iron Spike in my left eye. I can feel the Poison. And it kills me slowly.

Grnfllegh.

(time passes)

I have been moved? Something has happened. Am I healed? Why are they applying such nice makeup? A bit heavy…

(time passes)

(door opens)

Thank the Gods! They’re here! I predicted this!

(Strange angle viewing people)

Why are they standing there doing nothing, can’t they see I’m almost dead? Holy Hell, this is the worst thing to hit the Salish Sea! I must tell them. Don’t they know they’re all marked… like me? Wait! Am I already dead?

Fuck me.

Sorry.

I tried not to die.

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Welcome to your Adventure Log!
A blog for your campaign

Every campaign gets an Adventure Log, a blog for your adventures!

While the wiki is great for organizing your campaign world, it’s not the best way to chronicle your adventures. For that purpose, you need a blog!

The Adventure Log will allow you to chronologically order the happenings of your campaign. It serves as the record of what has passed. After each gaming session, come to the Adventure Log and write up what happened. In time, it will grow into a great story!

Best of all, each Adventure Log post is also a wiki page! You can link back and forth with your wiki, characters, and so forth as you wish.

One final tip: Before you jump in and try to write up the entire history for your campaign, take a deep breath. Rather than spending days writing and getting exhausted, I would suggest writing a quick “Story So Far” with only a summary. Then, get back to gaming! Grow your Adventure Log over time, rather than all at once.

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